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Re: Best holiday you ever had?

By Joe Hawkins15/5 22:29Wed May 15 22:29:51 2019In response to Re: Best holiday you ever had?

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The best holiday I had was on a project boat I'd done up on my drive, York to just short of Leicester via Lincoln & Boston, traveling the tidal Ouse & Trent which was an experience, 15 nights afloat, over 60 locks, stopped a guy from jumping off the top of Boston stump and got chased off the Grand Union canal for having the wrong licence, nearly got washed off a lock ladder in Kegworth deep when some nugget opened a gate paddle on me.

Stoned again the boat was called, I picked her up in a nightclub as a swap for my dinghy, chopped the rear cabin off, re-engined her and put her through the boat safety test with a gas system fitted and wired throughout, I sold her on for a very tidy profit eventually when the youngest was born and bought Stoned Again Too as the next project.

The next un's going to be called "Still Smoking" after the marine diesel I've stashed away....

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