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Immature gestures you are too old for

By Rotterdamboro (Big Robbie's glue-sniffing emporium)11/1 14:41Wed Jan 11 14:41:26 2017

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I drive past Nene Park once every two weeks or so and give the old Rushden and Annies ground a middle-fingered salute. Force of habit. We never did well there and the stewards were all nazis. Are there any grounds or train stations of rival teams you go by/through and mutter a swear word or two? Havent been through Woking station for years but I refuse to open my eyes when the train stops there while cursing our old friends silently to myself.

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By Mr Stagger Lee AKA Bwooder. (Mr Stagger Lee)11/1 16:37Wed Jan 11 16:37:36 2017In response to Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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St Albans,
Woking,
Bishop's Stortford,
Walton & Hersham,
Esher get off there for met Police.
Bedford
Loughborough Junction- Croydon
Cannons Park- Barnet
Redhill
Thurrock on the M25
Cheshunt
Tilbury
Farnborough
Eastleigh
Southwick
Stevenage
Hitchin
There's loads more but that's just a few......

Edited by Mr Stagger Lee at 16:38:32 on 11th January 2017

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By DesCartes11/1 16:49Wed Jan 11 16:49:42 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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Good grief, yes, that Southwick must be on everyone's list.

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Simon B (Curbaran)11/1 17:01Wed Jan 11 17:01:20 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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Neck and neck for promotion from Div 2 South back in the day. Beat them 4-1 once IIRC. Their ground is very close to the railway, so if so minded you could make gestures.

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By tigerroar11/1 16:35Wed Jan 11 16:35:06 2017In response to Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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One of our fans gets free first class rail travel and says he always has a dump approaching Cheltenham Lansdown station so he can flush there.

Edited by tigerroar at 16:35:26 on 11th January 2017

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Pol Pot11/1 16:46Wed Jan 11 16:46:54 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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I was once on a train to Norwich. In my carriage was a yokel type who started booing as the train entered the outskirts of Ipswich, continued booing as the train stopped at Ipswich station and didn't stop until the train had passed through the other end of town.

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Simon B (Curbaran)11/1 16:24Wed Jan 11 16:24:20 2017In response to Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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No. That would be absurdly childish. Besides, Stevenage are kind of my second team now. TCMB can rarely resist profanity when DirtyLeeds get mentioned on telly. Oddly, not t'Blades, though.

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Shy Taz Effer (YCFC)11/1 22:43Wed Jan 11 22:43:07 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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I sometimes go past the DWS's ground over in the distance on the M621 into Leeds to join the A64 on to York.

It gets the appropriate 'wankers' hand gesture and greeting every single time. Without fail.

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Kanu's Nan (KN Version 2)11/1 15:34Wed Jan 11 15:34:53 2017In response to Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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We've got friends who live in Haslingfield and subsequently have to go up the A1(M) for easiest access. Every time I go past the junction for Bogroll Way I either flick the V's, shake the knuckles, or sing at least one anti-Boro song.

#IHateNoOneMoreThanYou

Edit: Initially TCMKN thought I was immature but now she sees how happy it makes me, she reminds me when we're getting near the junction.

Edited by KN Version 2 at 15:35:25 on 11th January 2017

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By The Very Revd. Roy Summersby KC11/1 16:05Wed Jan 11 16:05:38 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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with her mouth full?

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Mr Staffordshire (Mr Staffordshire)11/1 14:50Wed Jan 11 14:50:59 2017In response to Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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I don't do that even when I am in Nuneaton.

However I do chest pump whenever I walk past Tamworth FC badge mural in underpass near The Lamb ground.

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Oxfordconcrete11/1 15:42Wed Jan 11 15:42:30 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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How can you see it?

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By floorwalker11/1 14:55Wed Jan 11 14:55:31 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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what are you doing hanging about underpasses?

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Mr Staffordshire (Mr Staffordshire)11/1 15:40Wed Jan 11 15:40:55 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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Because it's on my route to the ground!!!

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Someone else's Red and White Army (White Socks)11/1 14:45Wed Jan 11 14:45:34 2017In response to Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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Myself and the youngest Socks both give the "Nescafe" shake of the hand when passing Pikeys Princes Park, home of D******* FC

I should be admonishing him really but secretly I love it!

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Jason H - ECFC11/1 14:52Wed Jan 11 14:52:49 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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And Gareth Hunt could easily be taken for rhyming slang...

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By ILC11/1 14:47Wed Jan 11 14:47:45 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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Swainey has left Bromley for Bill and Riccy!!!!!! Gossip gossip.......

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Someone else's Red and White Army (White Socks)11/1 14:49Wed Jan 11 14:49:18 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££

Hopefully they will take Francis back but, somehow, I doubt it.

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By ILC11/1 14:52Wed Jan 11 14:52:23 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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Lol. strange timing. He was on a whack at Bromley, so must be mega ££££££££££££££££££££££

TBF he was very fed up with spending most of his life on the M25 traffic jams and he lives in Riccy. Has been playing well again recently too after problems earlier in season. You won't be able to boo him now.

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By Someone else's Red and White Army (White Socks)11/1 14:55Wed Jan 11 14:55:54 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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I wouldn't have been able to boo him anyway as he would have been suspended after a red card last weekend!

There are a few others I can turn my ire towards on Saturday I expect...

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By ILC11/1 15:32Wed Jan 11 15:32:26 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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Not Jack Holland. He is lovely.

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By UkrainianPhil (YCFC)11/1 14:42Wed Jan 11 14:42:35 2017In response to Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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Scum Road, has to be done.

A chill always runs down my spine when I see Birmingham City's ground from the train also, now that was an interesting day out!

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Carshalton womble11/1 16:05Wed Jan 11 16:05:35 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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What happened at Birmingham then? do tell

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Duncan Biscuit12/1 05:38Thu Jan 12 05:38:02 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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He's secretly Villa, not DirtyLeeds.

There was an article in a York programme a few years ago.

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By UkrainianPhil (YCFC)11/1 16:12Wed Jan 11 16:12:29 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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It was just a pretty tasty experience, we don't play real clubs of that size very often.

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Tafkat ycfc (tanghaller ycfc)11/1 22:31Wed Jan 11 22:31:52 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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All I remember about that game was they were upset we ended there 20 odd game unbeaten record a month earlier and we got spit on from the upper tier which was suppose to be there family stand.

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By Grendel11/1 16:21Wed Jan 11 16:21:24 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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Nevermind, you will again in 2/3 weeks time LOL.

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Re: Immature gestures you are too old for

By UkrainianPhil (YCFC)11/1 22:14Wed Jan 11 22:14:13 2017In response to Re: Immature gestures you are too old forTop of thread

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Macclesfield?

Hardly.

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