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Things you'll never do

By upthemanor15/4 23:02Mon Apr 15 23:02:46 2019

Views: 618

Apart from the obvious like shag a dog* or support Man Utd etc what thing will you never do as long as you live?

I wouldn't be seen dead travelling in a stretch limo. Nor will I eat pineapple, rhubarb, beetroot or gooseberries ever again.





* Well obvious to me anyway!

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Sir Richard Astley (Leeds Sandgrounder)16/4 12:54Tue Apr 16 12:54:07 2019In response to Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 241

Give you up.

Let you down.

Run around.

Desert you.

Make you cry.

Say goodbye.

Tell a lie.

Hurt you.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Mr Staffordshire (Mr Staffordshire)16/4 13:00Tue Apr 16 13:00:02 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 225

I never called anyone “FUCKFACE”

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Heartthrob of the mortuary (99% is shit)16/4 13:01Tue Apr 16 13:01:17 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 228

Mark E Smith did

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Mr Staffordshire (Mr Staffordshire)16/4 13:01Tue Apr 16 13:01:53 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 234

Whooooo???

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Re: Things you'll never do

By The Very Revd. Roy Summersby KC16/4 15:05Tue Apr 16 15:05:57 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 167

He was in The Smiths

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Leeds Sandgrounder16/4 13:03Tue Apr 16 13:03:04 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 218

He was in a band called Bucks Fizz.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Parker(GAFC)16/4 12:55Tue Apr 16 12:55:45 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 221

Winner!

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Lou Reed (Alice Glass)16/4 12:15Tue Apr 16 12:15:45 2019In response to Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 249

Go camping, go on a cruise. Go and watch darts.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Mr Staffordshire (Mr Staffordshire)16/4 14:37Tue Apr 16 14:37:07 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 182

Bloody love camping.

Did one week in Derbyshire Dales, also did one week in New Forest.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Meerkat16/4 14:59Tue Apr 16 14:59:50 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 169

You bloody love camping but have only been twice?

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Parker(GAFC)16/4 15:51Tue Apr 16 15:51:11 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 152

I bloody love sex but have only done..... oh!

Edited by Parker(GAFC) at 15:51:25 on 16th April 2019

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Mr Staffordshire (Mr Staffordshire)16/4 15:05Tue Apr 16 15:05:27 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 164

Did quite few, mostly weekenders.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By cufc infinity (cufc_infinity)16/4 14:16Tue Apr 16 14:16:21 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 188

Cruise camping, you've hit on something there. Perhaps an old decommissioned aircraft carrier with enough space for 200 pitches? Hilarious hijinks ensue as tents get blown away, seasickness kicks in, and people trip over guy ropes to their doom. Sid James as captain.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Meerkat16/4 14:28Tue Apr 16 14:28:00 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 176

Camp cruising?
That’s you that is

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Re: Things you'll never do

By cufc infinity (cufc_infinity)16/4 14:45Tue Apr 16 14:45:20 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 170

imagine *Kenneth Williams Ooh Matron face* here

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Re: Things you'll never do

By ladderman (laddermaniseternal)16/4 10:36Tue Apr 16 10:36:53 2019In response to Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 272

Let my club die..








Well, probably

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Parker(GAFC)16/4 10:31Tue Apr 16 10:31:25 2019In response to Things you'll never doTop of thread

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I’d never make politics the be all and end all of my life. I’m pretty sure my girlfriend votes different to me and pretty sure growing up my parents voted differently but they never let it bother them and never tried to pressure each other into changing their view and just accepted their right to it. They still live happily together in the sticks still looking at the positives in life and not the arguments.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Baldman16/4 10:37Tue Apr 16 10:37:47 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

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Pah. Typical Tory

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Parker(GAFC)16/4 10:43Tue Apr 16 10:43:02 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 262

Shy Tory surely? 😉

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Dave (Barra) (David (Barrovia))16/4 10:36Tue Apr 16 10:36:52 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

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Well said Alan.

I don’t think i’ve ever discussed politics with the lads i’ve been mates with from school. The football lot are more political, mind, but even then we have a mix of socialists, centrists and racists Tories and we all get along reasonably well.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By uptheshots16/4 22:18Tue Apr 16 22:18:07 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 116

too many UKIPs amongst football fans for my liking. Esp in Hampshire

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Greek Card16/4 13:26Tue Apr 16 13:26:18 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

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In my group of 5 or 6 mates here in Greece I'm the only one who isn't a raging lefty.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Leeds Sandgrounder16/4 13:35Tue Apr 16 13:35:37 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 187

There must be something wrong with you then.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Parker(GAFC)16/4 10:42Tue Apr 16 10:42:43 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 260

Definitely, people are old enough to make their own minds up, don’t need me trying to palm my views on to them!

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Lord M.Ox (Marked Ox)16/4 10:17Tue Apr 16 10:17:04 2019In response to Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 277

Go on a cruise, couldn't think of anything worse for a holiday.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Feng Huang16/4 10:03Tue Apr 16 10:03:20 2019In response to Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 285

Vote Tory

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Ockndough16/4 09:44Tue Apr 16 09:44:54 2019In response to Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 308

Understand the popularity of Drake.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Mr Nice (Forever Claret 83)16/4 10:19Tue Apr 16 10:19:47 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

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This.

I like hip hop, R&B, grime, rap, dance music and a bit of pop. But, I just don't get him. His delivery is monotone and boring. His rhythms dull. And the backing beats don't exactly set the pulse racing either. There's just no feel or soul to it.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By DesCartes16/4 09:48Tue Apr 16 09:48:45 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 301

To their credit, the Spanish have never been keen on him.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Mr Fish (Paulio)16/4 09:15Tue Apr 16 09:15:14 2019In response to Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 350

Vote Tory.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By uptheshots16/4 22:20Tue Apr 16 22:20:06 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 119

if you are going to vote for someone cunty might as well go the full way and go UKIP

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Re: Things you'll never do

By DesCartes16/4 09:29Tue Apr 16 09:29:34 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 341

Apparently that's (quote) an 'odd way to approach a democratic choice'.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Mr Fish (Paulio)16/4 10:51Tue Apr 16 10:51:03 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 254

😂

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Bullsgold16/4 09:12Tue Apr 16 09:12:27 2019In response to Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 334

I'm with squarevanman in never voting Tory. I can't see how that could possibly happen.

I doubt I will ever shit on the moon either. I would use the public toilet. If there wasn't a public toilet then I'd probably be in a spacesuit so I would just poop in that.

Interesting thread!

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Mr Staffordshire (Mr Staffordshire)16/4 07:15Tue Apr 16 07:15:19 2019In response to Things you'll never doTop of thread

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I’ll never hear the sound ;-)

Joking aside, I’ll never eat mussels again for rest of my life after suffering from severe allergy twice. Which is real bummer as I love mussels :-(

There’s quite few foods knowing that I will not eat in my lifetime such as liver (eurrrggghhh), raw tomato (can’t stand them), banana (don’t like the texture)

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Jawknee (Barnet Ben)15/4 23:48Mon Apr 15 23:48:24 2019In response to Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 526

I'll never see properly with both my eyes again*. 20/20 in right eye, -9 in the other. If I only look through the bad eye I couldn't recognise my own mother if she was standing in front of me. It's too short sighted for laser eye surgery to work, can't hack lenses and glasses make me feel sick.

*That's my excuse anyway for another thing I'll never be able to do properly, catch.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By upthemanor16/4 09:33Tue Apr 16 09:33:47 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 306

Perhaps if you never have another wank ...

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Meadow16/4 00:23Tue Apr 16 00:23:54 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

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Monacle? TCMM is -2.75 in one eye and -6.75 in the other and until 10 years ago could have used a monacle. Me? at least -7.25 in both eyes and getting progressively worse. I embraced the specs a long time ago. With age, my reading distance has changed as well and I really need to consider varifocals. Will they cope with distance, driving including satnav, computer screens etc.?

Edited by Meadow at 01:20:32 on 16th April 2019

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Re: Things you'll never do

By ladderman (laddermaniseternal)16/4 10:07Tue Apr 16 10:07:53 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 286

In contrast, the more I've wanker the better my eyesight gets.
Anyway, must dash. I need to put Specsavers out of business

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Re: Things you'll never do

By slack16/4 07:23Tue Apr 16 07:23:12 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

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I could not cope with varifocals. They made me feel sick, and I thought downright dangerous to wear whilst driving. Give 'em a go!

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Greek Card16/4 09:22Tue Apr 16 09:22:05 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 318

I can't stand the cunt either. He should have fucked off for good after his negotiations failed and he closed the Greek banks.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By interserie16/4 08:52Tue Apr 16 08:52:19 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

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Varifocals are not for everyone. I've had them for over 20 years and couldn't iamgine life without them. I find them fine for reading, using a screen and driving. Other people just can't get on with them. Trouble is they're not cheap so you can spend a lot of money on something that's not for you.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Joe Hawkins15/4 23:29Mon Apr 15 23:29:52 2019In response to Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 526

Eat a dessert, grow my hair, fly long haul, a 40 hour week, and stop wearing trainers.

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Re: Things you'll never do

By squarevanman(wufc)16/4 08:44Tue Apr 16 08:44:23 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 354

Never vote leave, never vote tory, never support a league team unless we get there in 25 years but by then I will be dead

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Baldman16/4 09:13Tue Apr 16 09:13:38 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 331

‘Never vote tory’ is a bit of an odd way to approach a democratic choice

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Re: Things you'll never do

By Greek Card16/4 09:17Tue Apr 16 09:17:11 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 325

I wouldn't rule it out 100%, but I can't imagine any circumstances in which I would vote Conservative (despite quite a few on here pegging me as a Tory)

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Re: Things you'll never do

By SamBee16/4 09:38Tue Apr 16 09:38:21 2019In response to Re: Things you'll never doTop of thread

Views: 302

Likewise, I cannot see any circumstance in which I would vote tory.

However, who is to say that all political parties don't explode leaving us the choice of BNP & Conservatives on the next ballot?

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