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Darwin Award contender

By Marked Ox23/2 12:51Tue Feb 23 12:51:17 2021

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56159731

It would be easier just to ban gender reveal parties.

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By BaldmanToday 08:32Today at 08:32:01In response to Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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This is how it should be done...

https://twitter.com/mrjoshz/status/1364159826532663297

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Feng Huang23/2 17:46Tue Feb 23 17:46:23 2021In response to Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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Surely that's a "Death reveal" Party No?

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By Meerkat23/2 16:25Tue Feb 23 16:25:11 2021In response to Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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Surprised gender reveal hasn’t been banned as labelling the kid before it has had chance to make its own mind up

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Pete 7 Oaks23/2 16:33Tue Feb 23 16:33:00 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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My misses often has us awake until 7pm Alberta time to see reveal parties of people I have never and will never meet.

One was a green smoke which apparently meant that the parents wanted earth to decide the childs gender.

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Baldman23/2 17:36Tue Feb 23 17:36:19 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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Fuck sake

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By uptheshots (uptheshots)23/2 22:51Tue Feb 23 22:51:24 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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Did you find out the gender of your kids before they were born?

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By MeerkatYesterday 08:22Yesterday at 08:22:12In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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Probably - he needed to get them on the list for the right schools as soon as possible

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By uptheshots (uptheshots)Yesterday 22:03Yesterday at 22:03:01In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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baldman was a tory party member, surely that would have sorted that out,

You ever been tempted to join? Could be good for some jolly japes

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By The Very Revd. Roy Summersby KC23/2 14:03Tue Feb 23 14:03:24 2021In response to Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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In a few years the kid will have it revealed to them what a prick their father was

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Baldman23/2 14:06Tue Feb 23 14:06:41 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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The Very Revd. Roy Harsh more like

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By DesCartes23/2 13:10Tue Feb 23 13:10:48 2021In response to Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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Possibly the last time this couple will do one...

https://youtu.be/4c9Sy96jN4o

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Greek Card23/2 13:09Tue Feb 23 13:09:29 2021In response to Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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They blow up so quickly these days.

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Barnet Ben23/2 13:03Tue Feb 23 13:03:18 2021In response to Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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How up yourself do you have to be to believe anyone gives that much of a shit what gender your baby is going to be a few months before they'd find out anyway? These pointless social occasions, along with engagement parties can stay banned after Covid.

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Bullsgold23/2 18:21Tue Feb 23 18:21:29 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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Surely nobody gives a shit about what gender a person's child is at any point in time, apart from perhaps when both the child and your own are both teenagers?

I honestly could not give a shit. I can't recall ever being delighted to hear that a friend is having another 'prefer not to say'.

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Marked Ox23/2 13:09Tue Feb 23 13:09:46 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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I'm also curious as to why it needs to involve explosives and fire.

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Bork23/2 14:02Tue Feb 23 14:02:58 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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What isn't better with explosives and fire?

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Greek Card23/2 15:24Tue Feb 23 15:24:58 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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A cruise stop in Beirut?

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Bork23/2 16:35Tue Feb 23 16:35:52 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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Ooooh, you nasty man.

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By Marked Ox23/2 14:11Tue Feb 23 14:11:12 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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Repairing a gas leak?

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Bork23/2 15:07Tue Feb 23 15:07:01 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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Possibly true.

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Leeds Sandgrounder23/2 14:03Tue Feb 23 14:03:33 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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Bum surgery.

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Bork23/2 15:07Tue Feb 23 15:07:30 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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I will admit, I had not considered that previously.

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By Leeds Sandgrounder23/2 15:19Tue Feb 23 15:19:26 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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You hadn't, had you?

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Bork23/2 16:35Tue Feb 23 16:35:30 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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No, but now I can't stop thinking about the untapped potential of a bum surgery/fireworks combination open air display as a spectator event.

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Leeds Sandgrounder23/2 16:48Tue Feb 23 16:48:38 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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That is incredibly insensitive in view of what happened last November. When I close my eyes I can still see that First Aid tent exploding. All those lives irreperably damaged, all for the sake of a stupid practical joke - I hope you're proud of yourself.

Edited by Leeds Sandgrounder at 16:49:04 on 23rd February 2021

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Bork23/2 16:51Tue Feb 23 16:51:29 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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You could have been a Youtube sensation if you'd done a bit of planning.

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By Leeds Sandgrounder23/2 16:54Tue Feb 23 16:54:08 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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I can still see the look on that St. John's Ambulance woman's face, or at least the half of it that was left. Sadly she was to lose the rest of it in an unrelated quiche scalding later that day, she looks like a Chupa Chup* now.

*Strawberries and Cream flavour

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Re: Darwin Award contender

By Bork23/2 17:13Tue Feb 23 17:13:56 2021In response to Re: Darwin Award contenderTop of thread

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I'm glad you used an asterisk, I would have been horrified by the thought of a strawberries and cream flavoured quiche.

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