Nigel Farge - Emergency Election Announcement

[Shanghai]

If you are referring to the food story, Lenny hasn't debunked anything. What are you on about now?

He's smashed it to pieces. It's a bloodbath.

[NWS]

He's smashed it to pieces. It's a bloodbath.

Yes. By presenting a report that concludes that food exports are 16.3% worse post-brexit, he has smashed it to pieces

[Shanghai]

Yes. By presenting a report that concludes that food exports are 16.3% worse post-brexit, he has smashed it to pieces

Glad you've finally caught up Trigger.

[NWS]

Glad you've finally caught up Trigger.

Er....OK....imagine me being Trigger by Alice off The Vicar of Dibley

[Shanghai]

Er....OK....imagine me being Trigger by Alice off The Vicar of Dibley

Don't pout.

[NWS]

Don't pout.

Why? It shows off my new lipstick

[Shanghai]

Why? It shows off my new lipstick

Can't believe you aren't taking this topic seriously. It demands serious debate. Don't know why I bother.

[DesCartes]

One story is from Brexitcaranage.com - totally unreliable.

The statement...

'The seasonally adjusted index dropped to a nine-month low of 48 during the month – from 49.9 in October and below the threshold of 50 indicating growth – following the biggest retrenchment in new orders since February.'

...was not made up by Brexit Carnage.

One has already been debunked by Lenny

🤣😂😆🤦‍♂️

Which part of...

'New requirements for physical, documentary and ID checks have complicated food trade between the UK and Europe, leading to a 16.3 per cent drop each year in food exports to the EU, the Centre for Inclusive Trade Policy (CITP) found.'

..are you struggling with?

One is one poll of readers of one newspaper.

If you have an issue with that, try this.

One is about the price of cheese in Canada - no one cares

Eh? It's about an enormous increase in the price in Canada of cheese from the UK, which will damage our exports. How difficult is this to understand?

One is about tourism levels in a foreign country - no one cares

This will affect tourism in Northern Ireland. Last time I looked, it was part of the UK. How difficult is this to understand?


If I were you, I'd leave this thread to the 'big boys'. Focus on filling in your application to disappoint Lily Phillips in that respect...

[Shanghai]

The statement...

'The seasonally adjusted index dropped to a nine-month low of 48 during the month – from 49.9 in October and below the threshold of 50 indicating growth – following the biggest retrenchment in new orders since February.'

...was not made up by Brexit Carnage.
🤣😂😆🤦‍♂️

Which part of...

'New requirements for physical, documentary and ID checks have complicated food trade between the UK and Europe, leading to a 16.3 per cent drop each year in food exports to the EU, the Centre for Inclusive Trade Policy (CITP) found.'

..are you struggling with?
If you have an issue with that, try this.
Eh? It's about an enormous increase in the price in Canada of cheese from the UK, which will damage our exports. How difficult is this to understand?
This will affect tourism in Northern Ireland. Last time I looked, it was part of the UK. How difficult is this to understand?


If I were you, I'd leave this thread to the 'big boys'. Focus on filling in your application to disappoint Lily Phillips in that respect...

I disagree with everything you've wrote.

[Kev-YCFC]

By popular demand, for those of you Brexit lovers with your heads stuck firmly in the sand / up Farage's arse, here are a few of this week's Brexit Carnage gems:

Brexit border chaos hits UK manufacturing in November

Brexit deals £3bn blow to UK food exports

Britons prefer closer ties with EU than potential Trump deal

Price of UK cheese could jump 245% in Canada (Eat your heart out, Liz Truss)

Potential damage to tourism in Ireland / NI due to need for valid ETA

All a consequence of the fact that, as our Acomb-based whippet breeder would tell us, 'We left'.

For the record, these are clearly 'Disbenefits' and not 'Features'.

Perhaps there's one amongst you who can muster some form of defence of the above? 🤣

Defence? Did we stop freedom of movement to the eeyou and is it still stopped? Yes, ok as that is what matters as we're still no longer part of it.

Bon chance mon ami...